Cock Party

$54.95$189.95

A Cock Party

They Just Keep Coming…

 

Includes

  • 3, 6, 9, or 12 months of cocks – That’s right, we’ll send them a box of cocks every month for the next how ever many months you want. Just to make sure they are 100% crystal clear on what they need to do.
  • Discrete Box with Box-O-Cocks logo – What better way to hit them with the utter surprise of a cock in a box, than with an indiscriminate white box?  They’ll be overflowing with curiosity about what’s inside!  “Is it some chocolates from a friend? Could it be a bag of dicks? Is it a new watch from my secrete admirer? Did someone poop in there? Is it just a box full of air? What could it be????”
  • 6 Cocks – Our cocks are specifically designed to make the user want to suck them!  These cocks are bright red (just like their face when they receive um).
  • Large Card that reads “Suck a Box of Cocks!”  – Because one can not simply send a box of cocks (or a bag of dicks; glitter bomb; flaming dog poo etc.) without including proper usage instructions.
  • Anonymous – That’s right! These people  will have no clue who the hell sent it!  If they call or email us, we’ll tell them to “Suck a box of cocks!”  cause that’s what we do here!
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Description

A Cock Party – Classier than shipping a dick!… Probably.

Some people get the picture right away, you send them a box of cocks and boom they know they need to suck it and suck it hard.  But certain people are pretty thick and they really need to be told how hard they suck a few times before they get the picture that a single box of cocks can not convey.  That is why we have introduced the multiple Boxes of Cocks, so you can hit them with a barrage  of cocks that aint gonna let them run away from their problems, its going to be all up in their face letting them know that they suck and need to know it!

Are you tired of people getting the last laugh?  Do all your haters just keep hating unabated?  Maybe your friends and family just enjoy a good gag?  Well then you came to the right place!  A box of cocks is a great way to get the last laugh from afar; shut all them haters up for good; or one up all your friends and family in your never ending prank war. Whats better than shipping a dick? Sending a box of cocks!

This box of candy cocks is great for the guy’s that are tired of receiving and shipping bags of dicks.  Shipping a box of cocks is not only more classy than shipping bag of dicks, glitter bombs, boxes of sand, fake poop, or what ever else folks are shipping these days… but they are also safe for work.  This time give your brother a laugh at work and not a pink slip.

Sure, everyone got a great laugh that time you shipped him a dick, but his boss just doesn’t have the same lighthearted views towards phallic symbols as you do.

Send them a box-o-cocks this time – a prank even the most uptight asshole will enjoy.

FAQ’s

Do these taste good?  – Probably… but what do you care?!  It’s the message that you’re sending them that matters, not the candy.

How will they know to “Suck It!”? – Because we include a big ass note in their box of cocks that specifically tells them to “Suck a Box of Cocks!” nothing more, nothing less.

How much is shipping? – It’s Free!

Will they know it’s me? – NO, they will only know Box-o-cocks.com sent them a big ol box of cocks and that they need to suck them immediately.

Additional information

Weight 12 oz
Dimensions 8 x 4 x 2 in
Months of Cocks

3 Months, 6 Months, 9 Months, 12 Months

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