A Box of Cocks

$19.95

A Box of Cocks

Better than a bag of dicks

Includes

  • 6 Cocks – Our cocks are specifically designed to make the user want to suck them!
  • Discrete Box with Box-O-Cocks logo – What better way to hit them with the utter surprise of a cock in a box, than with an indiscriminate white box?  They’ll be overflowing with curiosity about what’s inside!  “Is it some chocolates from a friend? Could it be a bag of dicks? Is it a new watch from my secrete admirer? Did someone poop in there? Is it just a box full of air? What could it be????”
  • Large Card that reads “Suck a Box of Cocks!”  – Because one can not simply send a box of cocks (or a bag of dicks; glitter bomb; flaming dog poo etc.) without including proper usage instructions.
  • Anonymous – That’s right! These people  will have no clue who the hell sent it!  If they call or email us, we’ll tell them to “Suck a box of cocks!”  cause that’s what we do here!
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Description

A Box of Cocks – a great way to tell your friends, family and/or haters to “Suck it!”

Are you tired of people getting the last laugh?  Do all your haters just keep hating unabated?  Maybe your friends and family just enjoy a good prank?  Well then you came to the right place!  A box of cocks is a great way to get the last laugh from afar; shut all them haters up for good; or one up all your friends and family in your never ending prank war.

 

This box of candy cocks is great for the guy’s that are tired of receiving and sending bags of dicks.  Our box of cocks is not only more classy than a bag of dicks, glitter bombs, boxes of sand, fake poop, or what ever else folks are sending these days… but they are also safe for work.  This time give your brother a laugh at work and not a pink slip. Sure, everyone got a great laugh when you sent that bag of dicks, but his boss just doesn’t have the same lighthearted views towards phallic symbols as you do.

Send them a box-o-cocks this time – a prank even the most uptight asshole will enjoy.

FAQ’s

Do these taste good?  – Probably… but what do you care?!  It’s the message that you’re sending them that matters, not the candy.

How will they know to “Suck It!”? – Because we include a big ass note in their box of cocks that specifically tells them to “Suck a Box of Cocks!” nothing more, nothing less.

How much is shipping? – Its Free!

Will they know its me? – NO, they will only know Box-o-cocks.com sent them a big ol box of cocks and that they need to suck them immediately.

Additional information

Weight 12 oz
Dimensions 8 × 4 × 2 in

Customer Reviews

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JK
11/25/2018
Jessica K.
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5 stars

it was hilarious!

JM
08/03/2018
Jessie M.
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Exactly What I Wanted

I send a box of cocks to a friend and she absolutely loved it. Thanks!

EC
06/23/2018
Elizabeth C.
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Great gift

Sent it to my BIL for his birthday and he loved it! The lollipops were tasty and it arrived promptly. The best part was that it was anonymous and it took us telling him we sent it. Definitely will order again

JG
02/09/2018
James G.
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They really loved all the cocks they got

They were super surprised and had no idea I was the person that sent it, hahahaha!

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