A Big Ol Box of Cocks

$29.95

A Big Ol Box of Cocks

Double the Cocks, Double the Trouble!

 

Includes

  • 12 Cocks – Our cocks are specifically designed to make the user want to suck them!
  • Discrete Box with Box-O-Cocks logo – What better way to hit them with the utter surprise of a cock in a box, than with an indiscriminate white box?  They’ll be overflowing with curiosity about what’s inside!  “Is it some chocolates from a friend? Could it be a bag of dicks? Is it a new watch from my secrete admirer? Did someone poop in there? Is it just a box full of air? What could it be????”
  • Large Card that reads “Suck a Box of Cocks!”  – Because one can not simply send a box of cocks (or a bag of dicks; glitter bomb; flaming dog poo etc.) without including proper usage instructions.
  • Anonymous – That’s right! These people  will have no clue who the hell sent it!  If they call or email us, we’ll tell them to “Suck a box of cocks!”  cause that’s what we do here!
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Description

A Big Ol Box of Cocks – Gag gifts that tell your friends to suck it!

This is perfect for saying what our other Box of Cocks can not, that not only do they need to suck a cock, or a few cocks, but that they need to suck on a big ol box of cocks!  Because they suck and they need to know how much they suck.

Are you tired of people getting the last laugh?  Do all your haters just keep hating unabated?  Maybe your friends and family just enjoy good gag gifts?  Well then you came to the right place!  A box of cocks is a great way to get the last laugh from afar; shut all them haters up for good; or one up all your friends and family in your never ending gag gift prank war.

This big box of candy cocks is great for the guy’s that are tired of receiving and sending bags of dicks.  Our big box of cocks is not only more classy than a bag of dicks, glitter bombs, boxes of sand, fake poop, or what ever other gag gifts folks are sending these days… but they are also safe for work.  This time give your brother a laugh at work and not a pink slip. Sure, everyone got a great laugh when you sent that bag of dicks, but his boss just doesn’t have the same lighthearted views towards phallic symbols as you do.

Send them a box-o-cocks this time – a gag gift even the most uptight asshole will enjoy.

FAQ’s

Do these taste good?  – Probably… but what do you care?!  It’s the message that you’re sending them that matters, not the candy.

How will they know to “Suck It!”? – Because we include a big ass note in their box of cocks that specifically tells them to “Suck a Box of Cocks!” nothing more, nothing less.

How much is shipping? – Its Free!

Will they know its me? – NO, they will only know Box-o-cocks.com sent them a big ol box of cocks and that they need to suck them immediately.

Additional information

Weight 19.8 oz
Dimensions 8 x 4 x 2 in

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