FAQ’s

FAQ’s

Do these taste good?
Probably… but what do you care?!  It’s the message that you’re sending them that matters, not the candy.  But yeah we’ve taste tested them and they are very suck worthy

How will they know to “Suck It!”?
Because we include a big ass note in their box of cocks that specifically tells them to “Suck a Box of Cocks!” nothing more, nothing less.  Daddy always told me to keep it stupid simple.

How much is shipping?
Its Free! (In the U.S.)

Will they know it’s me?
NO, they will only know Box-o-cocks.com sent them a big ol box of cocks and that they need to suck them immediately.  If you want them to know its you, you’ll have to ask us, if you want us to tell them to “Frick off!” if they call asking, that is extra!

How long does shipping take?
Anywhere from 2 to 6 days (domestically). Just depends on how far away from California the “lucky” recipient lives.

Do You Ship internationally?
Hell Yes! You can let someone know that they’re a Dick Bag from half way around the world!  Tell them to kick rocks and suck cocks Mr. Worldwide style!

Can I write a note?
Nope! All they get is a card that says “Suck a Box of Cocks!”.

What about if I really really really want to write a note?”
Hmm… well how much extra would you be willing to pay to put some extra stank on it? $2? $5? $20? One Hundred Million Dollars???????….. Send us your best and final offer to suckit@www.box-o-cocks.com and maybe we work something out.

What happens if they call you?
How the hell did they find our phone number?????  And if they did we’ll tell them to “Suck it!”

Are your parents proud of you?
My mom still thinks I’m working at the Jamba Juice, so no.

Do you really think this is better than a bag of dicks? 
Damn right we do!  Dicks are just so petty and pedantic. Children send dicks to the buddy’s they play slap ass with in the frat house. We sell classy cocks god damnt!   Plus “better” is objective buddy.