Box O’ Cocks – Better Than a Bag of Dicks

Box O’ Cocks! – Better Than a Bag of Dicks

 

Why ship someone a bag of dicks, when you can mail them a box of cocks!

One of the funniest gag gifts for men!

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Whats this Box-O-Cocks all about?

We are in the business of helping you send a message to your friends, family, and enemies, that they need to suck a box of cocks ASAP!  We love to help people, and we felt the best way to do that was by sending a long distance diss, (or laugh) to someone you love (or hate).  We accomplish this in one way, and one way only – We send Boxes of Cocks.

 

 

  • A Box of Cocks

    $19.95
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  • The Bachelor

    $9.95
    Add to cart
  • A Big Ol Box of Cocks

    $29.95
    Add to cart
  • Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb

    $19.95
    Add to cart
  • Fake Gift Box

    $8.95
    Add to cart
  • Cock Party

    $54.95$189.95
    Select options
  • Fart in a Jar

    $14.95
    Add to cart

How We Send Cocks (and a message, in the process).

It’s pretty simple actually…

  • There is someone out there that you feel should suck some cocks. They should suck it long and suck it hard (for what ever reason… who are we to judge).
  • You don’t personally know where to find these cocks on such short notice.
  • You don’t want them to know that it was you who sent said cocks (sneaky bastard).

That is where we come in!

You give us a couple of bones (that you were probably going to blow on some dumb piece of crap gadget off Amazon anyway), and we ship them a box.
That box contains two things, and two things only:

  1. A bunch of cock shaped suckers.
  2. A note that informs the recipient to (among other things) “Suck a Box of Cocks!”

Congratulations! You just sent them the ever lasting gift of knowing that someone out there wants them to suck a box of cocks – THAT, my friend… is priceless.

 

Why is sending a Box of Cocks better than sending a bag of dicks?

What happened to us man? We used to be such a classy society. Frank Sinatra, Rat Pack classy; sending hand sealed letters lambasting all our haters classy; roll up in a motha fuckin horse and carriage classy!  Now we’re just laughing at poop jokes… POOP JOKES!!!!  No more my friend! We here at Box-O-Cocks want to class up your gag gift game.  Not only is sending a box of cocks classier than a bag of dicks, its wittier too (like Mount Witty). A play on words that still sends a message to whom ever receives them – their stupid face needs to suck some cocks. Not just ‘A’ cock, or ‘a few’ cocks, but a whole Box of Cocks!

Who is Box-O-Cocks for?

  • People who have a lot of haters that really just need to shut up and suck it.
  • People sick of never getting the last laugh. The day is yours my friend, because you found Box-O-Cocks and we always get the last laugh!
  • People with friends, or family who love a good gag gift!  You’re in luck, sending a box of cocks is one of the best gag gifts for men out there!
  • Did some one send you a bag of dicks, a glitter bomb, or even one of our lovely boxes of cocks and you want to get that son-of-a-b**** back? Boom! Done!
  • Are you an asshole that has nothing better to do than to be a dick to people? Feel free to grind your axe with us my friend.
  • Know an asshole that deserves something much worse than eating a bag of dicks? Well they deserve to suck a box of cocks!
  • You’re old and still call Roosters cocks? Well.. in that case you may be very lost.